ARCHTOAD OF HATVILLE CREW SOCKS BY FOOTCLOTHES

As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Sock Specs:

• Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
  * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
  * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
  * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
  * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
  * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves 
• Fabric: 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex