CHEW THE RPG

After a catastrophic outbreak of the bird flu kills millions, a poultry prohibition is instituted. CHICKEN IS OUTLAWED! Overnight, the U.S. Food & Drug Administration becomes the most powerful law enforcement agency on the planet. As a misfit member of the Special Crimes Division, with its nearly unrivaled authority, your job is to investigate food crimes such as chicken trafficking, egg dealing, and putting food-powered criminals behind bars. Oh, and the occasional out-of-this-world conspiracy!