SQUISHABLE MINI KOI FISH DRAGON

Having a koi fish pond in your backyard is unlikely but statistically plausible. A dragon lair? Even less likely—but I’m not ruling it out, depending on your status as a particularly dedicated reptile fancier or warlock. Now, a Koi Fish Dragon pond/lair hybrid? That’s probably right out. Until you buy this guy. In which case, your chances become 100%. 

• Specs: 8(w) x 13(d) x 8.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!